Month: August 2016

The Squidgy Gamers Book of Hidden Talents

The Squidgy Gamers Book of Hidden Talents

The fate of an utter gaming noob
hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong

The farts of Corn Pastie town mayor is holding it in.

Tim Taylor has the perfect life working as a painter in the city and jogging with his bold girlfriend, Laura Jolie.

However, when he finds a squidgy book in his cellar, he begins to realise that the Mayor has been holding onto his farts for quite a while.

A Valentine’s meal leaves Tim with some startling questions about his fart experience, and he sets off to grey side of Corn Pastie to find some answers.

At first the people of Corn Pastie are delightful and tastie . He is intrigued by the curiously adorable fishmonger, Simon Olsson. However, after he introduces him to hard coffee, Tim slowly finds himself drawn into a web of radio announcer training ,for work as a keyboard DJ and perhaps, even being a noob at Donkey Kong Junior Edition.

Can Tim resist the charms of Simon Olsson and uncover the secret of the Donkey Kong Junior Edition before it’s too late, or will his fate as an utter noob be forever on his head ?

http://legostarwarz2015.deviantart.com/journal/398-631458242

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The Crumpled Millimeter

The Crumpled Millimeter

Hogwarts Mystery
hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong

The dirty mind of country bake off in Skegness town holds a secret about the bakery shop in Hogsmeade.

Gregory Ballbouncer has the perfect life working as a baking officer in the city and bopping with his hand down his pants boyfriend, Jump MacDaddy.

However, when he finds a crumpled millimeter in his cellar, he begins to realise that things at Hogsmeade are not quite as they seem in the Ballbouncer family bakery plot.

As the muffin dinner party leaves Gregory with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to find some tax deductions in all of the Skegness pants. But comes up empty handed but except all with some depreciated income stubs from Skegness .

At first the people of Skegness town are patient and popular. He is intrigued by the curiously admirable crumpet registry officer, Heather Zeus. However, after she introduces him to her hard crumpet, Gregory slowly finds himself drawn into a web of drizzle cake, spong cake and perhaps, even some laughter.

Can Gregory resist the charms of Heather Zeus and uncover the secret of the crumpled millimeter before it’s too late, or will his demise become yet another Skegness legend?

http://adamswondergarden.deviantart.com/journal/30-aug-631457524

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Can opener, the Sugar dumpling

Can opener, the Sugar dumpling

hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong

In a door wall thing with windows there lived the admin of reaction videos, who wants their 1970 cellphone back with extra sugar dumplings from the drive through . His car is code named “Can opener”. Not a whatever loser you disconcerting douche moth chucker do youeven like avacado or burgers. don;t sugarcoat the door wall thing with windows, fill it with mung bean and soup and a godzilla cheese sticks smell, nor yet a stupid comment ratio, just went up, doesn;t nave time to study with the open door wall thing with windows with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a sugar dumpling-door wall thing with windows, and that means door wall shelter.

One day, after a troubling visit from the icecream headache Tinfoil Hat, Can leaves her door wall thing with windows and sets out in search of three i;m not willie wonker glazed hams. A quest undertaken in the company of dust muncher, angle grindr and say thankyou cupcake creamie.

In the search for the icecream headache-guarded glazed ham, Can opener surprises even herself with her card game patience and skill as a over -actor.

During her travels, Can rescues a hot chocolate mug, an heirloom belonging to Tinfoil. But when Tinfoil refuses to try eating her muffins, their friendship is over.

However, Tinfoil is wounded at the battle of the bulge and the two reconcile just before Can engages in some serious eating of her muffin.

Can accepts one of the things that i;m not willie wonker has a fetish for glazed hams and returns home to her door wall thing with windows a very healthy sugar dumpling.

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Pokémon Moon is keeping it a little too real with the descriptions… — RocketNews24

Encountering Pokémon in real life via Pokemon GO is cool; Lapras on the edge of extinction due to poaching? Not so much. The latest Pokémon games — Sun and Moon — for the 3DS are set for release on November 18th and the Pokémon website has a new illustrated guide to help get everyone pumped up for…

via Pokémon Moon is keeping it a little too real with the descriptions… — RocketNews24

How much would it cost Tokyo to recover from a Godzilla attack? Analyst gives the shocking answer — RocketNews24

Famous for his ability to demolish buildings, the King of the Monsters would also be pretty adept at wrecking Japan’s finances. In keeping with its original tagline, “Japan vs. Godzilla,” the King of the Monsters himself is the only kaiju to appear in the currently playing Shin Godzilla (to be called Godzilla Resurgence for theatrical…

via How much would it cost Tokyo to recover from a Godzilla attack? Analyst gives the shocking answer — RocketNews24

Black cat wields spellbinding magic over Internet as it rises out of washing machine in Japan — RocketNews24

The magical looking feline is winning hearts online for its mysterious moves. We’ve seen plenty of mesmerising cats in Japan recently, who like to sleep on their backs like humans, cuddle up inside Dyson fans and support athletes at the Olympics, but when it comes to four-legged furballs of the jet black variety, there’s something extra special that…

via Black cat wields spellbinding magic over Internet as it rises out of washing machine in Japan — RocketNews24

Little brother’s observations of older brother “studying” cracks up Japanese Twitter — RocketNews24

Day 1: The high school-bound specimen is not well adapted to its “natural habitat.” In Japan, middle school students in their third and final year are known as jukensei – “test takers.” That’s because in Japan, the land of never-ending tests, those middle schoolers will be taking high school entrance exams in the last months…

via Little brother’s observations of older brother “studying” cracks up Japanese Twitter — RocketNews24

Ilvermorny school hall dance fanfiction

Riche foam Spell Bound

hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong

Spell Bound had always loved the smell of the drying agent in the Ilvermorny school hall with its loud, light liquid matt finnish. It was a place where he felt like a estate agent.

He was a riche foam, creame armour, butterbeer drinker with a dash of skimpy toes and long eyelashes. His friends saw him as a loud, light lovely cupcake. Once, he had even revived a dying, baby bird who was dancing the Nae Nae. That’s the sort of man he was.

Spell walked over to the window and reflected on his adjuctive pre- assesor surroundings. The sunny dispossion teased like singing loudly puppies.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Snakie Vine. Snakie was a kindly kinkie stain woreship of blonde toes and slimy eyelashes.

Spell gulped. He was not prepared for Snakie.

As Spell stepped outside and Snakie came closer, he could see the queen like glint in her eye of Snake charming glee.

Snakie gazed with the affection of 2294 smitten tit mouse elated elves. She said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want my teddy mommy.”

Spell looked back, even more fall leaves and still fingering the sweet metallics rock lobster. “Snakie, take me home now velvet daddy,” he replied.

They looked at each other with vampy suck feelings, like two elated, elegant elephants talking quietly at a very stable horse hay Ilvermorny school dance, which had drum and bass music playing in the background and two clumsy dish washer uncles hopping madly to the beat.

Spell regarded Snakie’s blonde toes and slimy eyelashes. “I feel the same way!” revealed Spell with a delighted grin.

Snakie looked spring rain, her emotions blushing like a melodic, mute mapping oil.

Then Snakie came inside for a nice drink of butterbeer.

THE END

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noun as verbie spong

time to noun as verb me some evil , evils song lyrics. with Trump as president evill evil, evil/.
Trump the sycophant, with his dildo casino , of battery sucking vampire coal powered energy nom noms.. . and nickle my back will rule as the national anthem. all rise for the national anthem “Believe It or Not” or #” cowboy hat” i got my boots on ready to ride the trump dildo, talllie hooo pilgrims.
“Learn The Hard Way” lyrics by Nicleback
Hey there little darling ( what the fuck, shit head), where’d the old man gone ( dick head republican)? Why don’t we get out of town and do it all night long?( not on my watch cock head) We can lie out in the field til the morning light. (get a job dick head) Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight ( go to jail mofo) Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch you sick bastard) Then the old man will come a runnin’ with a hickory switch ( in your wet dreams buddy) Oh, no, gotta learn this some day ( sociopathic switch grinding dildo ) Why, I, gotta learn the hard way ( you like getting hard with trump as republican leader shit head Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go ( oil pumping innuendo) I’ll race you for your pink slip right before this show ( sick bastard) Put your girlfriend in the bet to make things good , stock and trade of blow up dolls) Coz she’s been staring at me like no girlfriend should ( all blow up dolls fancy this dick fuck) Bastards sitting right there on the starting line ( he quotes his-self as bastard appendige) Stuck the sugar in your gas tank by myself last night (he spooges a dick load in his back door)

movie review “ Salmon Fishing in The Yemen”

movie review “ Salmon Fishing in The Yemen”

i will re==edit this later, movie  reviews at  midday . ,and as always  i   have time to think about it.  i always try to get back here, and do an asperger story, and today is fitting, the movie is the old classic from 2011 staring. Ewan MacGregor .. called “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen”. a very obscure recollection of the worling life of an Asperger,. and the reaction of an Asperger knowing that they are perceived differently,. but as for the plot , it is rather about fishing as the topic, and fishing as an obsession. of hmm, surplanting a part of Britain into Yemen. Exactly, the environmental issues and problems that one would encounter,. the change of gratity in the area. the ultimate, change in pushing down momentum of the Earths crust. did anyone work this out, , lol, .

somewhere in a Geologists mind, the idea of doing this would be a grand feet, though we have changed all of civilised Continents, to , invigorate a changing desert like Yemen, would be an ultimate change.

but as the movie showed, it did change, and the Aspergers did make Dr. Alfred Jones a different person after having relationships that made him dependable.