The Crumpled Millimeter
hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong
The dirty mind of country bake off in Skegness town holds a secret about the bakery shop in Hogsmeade.
Gregory Ballbouncer has the perfect life working as a baking officer in the city and bopping with his hand down his pants boyfriend, Jump MacDaddy.
However, when he finds a crumpled millimeter in his cellar, he begins to realise that things at Hogsmeade are not quite as they seem in the Ballbouncer family bakery plot.
As the muffin dinner party leaves Gregory with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to find some tax deductions in all of the Skegness pants. But comes up empty handed but except all with some depreciated income stubs from Skegness .
At first the people of Skegness town are patient and popular. He is intrigued by the curiously admirable crumpet registry officer, Heather Zeus. However, after she introduces him to her hard crumpet, Gregory slowly finds himself drawn into a web of drizzle cake, spong cake and perhaps, even some laughter.
Can Gregory resist the charms of Heather Zeus and uncover the secret of the crumpled millimeter before it’s too late, or will his demise become yet another Skegness legend?