The Squidgy Gamers Book of Hidden Talents

The Squidgy Gamers Book of Hidden Talents

The fate of an utter gaming noob
hogwarts fanfiction by adam spong

The farts of Corn Pastie town mayor is holding it in.

Tim Taylor has the perfect life working as a painter in the city and jogging with his bold girlfriend, Laura Jolie.

However, when he finds a squidgy book in his cellar, he begins to realise that the Mayor has been holding onto his farts for quite a while.

A Valentine’s meal leaves Tim with some startling questions about his fart experience, and he sets off to grey side of Corn Pastie to find some answers.

At first the people of Corn Pastie are delightful and tastie . He is intrigued by the curiously adorable fishmonger, Simon Olsson. However, after he introduces him to hard coffee, Tim slowly finds himself drawn into a web of radio announcer training ,for work as a keyboard DJ and perhaps, even being a noob at Donkey Kong Junior Edition.

Can Tim resist the charms of Simon Olsson and uncover the secret of the Donkey Kong Junior Edition before it’s too late, or will his fate as an utter noob be forever on his head ?

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